She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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