he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
