She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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