he shaved USA in his pubs
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
