I seem to have left my pride at pride
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My vagina is officially offended.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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