My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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