come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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