There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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