College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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