Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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