Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
