Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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