So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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