Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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