drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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