Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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