People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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