ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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