I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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