didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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