And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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