oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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