so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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