can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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