yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
