just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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