after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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