people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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