It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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