I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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