Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
3pm strippers are depressing
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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