He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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