I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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