i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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