This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just high enough for therapy.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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