I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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