i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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