He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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