Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
