Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
im holly from the hills drunk
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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