hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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