is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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