Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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