a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
True college students do jello shots in the library
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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