At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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