My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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