he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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