Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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