Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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