Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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