i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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