He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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