$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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